America's Newest Diet!

[osirus]

Making ends meet with my meager income keeps getting more difficult, yet I keep hearing about all these fad diets with millions of customers. Well, time to jump on the cash-filled bandwagon. I'm giving up the humor business, and starting today, will be devoting my energies towards managing this:

My New Diet Website


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Comments

[jo-ellen.livejournal.com]

Sweet Lord above, your meager income is going to be a lot less after you get fired for that. Did you, by any chance, get permission from your employer before you did that?

[freaking out]