America's Newest Diet!

[osirus]

Making ends meet with my meager income keeps getting more difficult, yet I keep hearing about all these fad diets with millions of customers. Well, time to jump on the cash-filled bandwagon. I'm giving up the humor business, and starting today, will be devoting my energies towards managing this:

My New Diet Website


Sign up today!

Comments

[shideem.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

lovely!!

[jo-ellen.livejournal.com]

Sweet Lord above, your meager income is going to be a lot less after you get fired for that. Did you, by any chance, get permission from your employer before you did that?

[freaking out]

[shellaby.livejournal.com]

Tee hee hee hee hee

[kassrachel.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Excellent parody. That's fantastic. Holy wow. I'm laughing a lot now.

(Hope you don't get in trouble for it! It's hilarious.)

[lizzyxo.livejournal.com]

three out of four of your commenters have their cats as icons.

[ltlbird.livejournal.com]

Hee. "Cookies Enabled" Hee!

[ellinor.livejournal.com]

"Wicked short." Thanks!
Great site.
:)

[winterborne.livejournal.com]

mmmMMmm, 30-39 burritos a day.

[sanj.livejournal.com]

This is genius. I about died.

[stealthmuffin.livejournal.com]

*snerk* yay! Now where's the bacon I had stashed...

[wavyarms.livejournal.com]

Friggin' awesome.

[sir-graeme.livejournal.com]

Most excellent. :-)

Incidentally, I've never gotten up to 18 burritos a day, but I've gotten maybe 9-10 large slices of pizza in one sitting.

[ethicsgradient.livejournal.com]

Obligitory scurvy post

[mryn.livejournal.com]

If calories were a unit of wit, you'd be a delicious platter of cheesy chili fries.

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

Wow, I can barely stop laughing long enough to type this. You are a genius.

[nescio17.livejournal.com]

It's brililant.
And if you lose your job for it, you'll lose it in a flash of glory.

[laobscuridad.livejournal.com]

OMG that is so funny. Sheer brilliance