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osirus ([personal profile] osirus) wrote2005-04-01 02:17 pm
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America's Newest Diet!

Making ends meet with my meager income keeps getting more difficult, yet I keep hearing about all these fad diets with millions of customers. Well, time to jump on the cash-filled bandwagon. I'm giving up the humor business, and starting today, will be devoting my energies towards managing this:

My New Diet Website


Sign up today!
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[identity profile] shideem.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggle*

lovely!!

[identity profile] jo-ellen.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sweet Lord above, your meager income is going to be a lot less after you get fired for that. Did you, by any chance, get permission from your employer before you did that?

[freaking out]

[identity profile] shellaby.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Tee hee hee hee hee

[identity profile] kassrachel.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Excellent parody. That's fantastic. Holy wow. I'm laughing a lot now.

(Hope you don't get in trouble for it! It's hilarious.)

[identity profile] lizzyxo.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
three out of four of your commenters have their cats as icons.

[identity profile] ltlbird.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. "Cookies Enabled" Hee!

[identity profile] ellinor.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wicked short." Thanks!
Great site.
:)

[identity profile] winterborne.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
mmmMMmm, 30-39 burritos a day.

[identity profile] sanj.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
This is genius. I about died.

[identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*snerk* yay! Now where's the bacon I had stashed...

[identity profile] wavyarms.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Friggin' awesome.

[identity profile] sir-graeme.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Most excellent. :-)

Incidentally, I've never gotten up to 18 burritos a day, but I've gotten maybe 9-10 large slices of pizza in one sitting.

[identity profile] ethicsgradient.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Obligitory scurvy post

[identity profile] mryn.livejournal.com 2005-04-02 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
If calories were a unit of wit, you'd be a delicious platter of cheesy chili fries.
ext_3579: I'm still not watching supernatural. (Fries)

[identity profile] the-star-fish.livejournal.com 2005-04-02 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I can barely stop laughing long enough to type this. You are a genius.

[identity profile] nescio17.livejournal.com 2005-04-02 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It's brililant.
And if you lose your job for it, you'll lose it in a flash of glory.

[identity profile] laobscuridad.livejournal.com 2005-04-02 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG that is so funny. Sheer brilliance
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