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Making ends meet with my meager income keeps getting more difficult, yet I keep hearing about all these fad diets with millions of customers. Well, time to jump on the cash-filled bandwagon. I'm giving up the humor business, and starting today, will be devoting my energies towards managing this:

My New Diet Website


Sign up today!

Date: 2005-04-01 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shideem.livejournal.com
*giggle*

lovely!!

Date: 2005-04-01 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jo-ellen.livejournal.com
Sweet Lord above, your meager income is going to be a lot less after you get fired for that. Did you, by any chance, get permission from your employer before you did that?

[freaking out]

Date: 2005-04-01 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shellaby.livejournal.com
Tee hee hee hee hee

Date: 2005-04-01 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kassrachel.livejournal.com
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Excellent parody. That's fantastic. Holy wow. I'm laughing a lot now.

(Hope you don't get in trouble for it! It's hilarious.)

Date: 2005-04-01 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizzyxo.livejournal.com
three out of four of your commenters have their cats as icons.

Date: 2005-04-01 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ltlbird.livejournal.com
Hee. "Cookies Enabled" Hee!

Date: 2005-04-01 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellinor.livejournal.com
"Wicked short." Thanks!
Great site.
:)

Date: 2005-04-01 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterborne.livejournal.com
mmmMMmm, 30-39 burritos a day.

Date: 2005-04-01 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanj.livejournal.com
This is genius. I about died.

Date: 2005-04-01 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stealthmuffin.livejournal.com
*snerk* yay! Now where's the bacon I had stashed...

Date: 2005-04-01 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wavyarms.livejournal.com
Friggin' awesome.

Date: 2005-04-01 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sir-graeme.livejournal.com
Most excellent. :-)

Incidentally, I've never gotten up to 18 burritos a day, but I've gotten maybe 9-10 large slices of pizza in one sitting.

Date: 2005-04-01 11:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethicsgradient.livejournal.com
Obligitory scurvy post

Date: 2005-04-02 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mryn.livejournal.com
If calories were a unit of wit, you'd be a delicious platter of cheesy chili fries.

Date: 2005-04-02 06:21 am (UTC)
ext_3579: I'm still not watching supernatural. (Fries)
From: [identity profile] the-star-fish.livejournal.com
Wow, I can barely stop laughing long enough to type this. You are a genius.

Date: 2005-04-02 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nescio17.livejournal.com
It's brililant.
And if you lose your job for it, you'll lose it in a flash of glory.

Date: 2005-04-02 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laobscuridad.livejournal.com
OMG that is so funny. Sheer brilliance
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