America's Newest Diet!
Apr. 1st, 2005 02:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Making ends meet with my meager income keeps getting more difficult, yet I keep hearing about all these fad diets with millions of customers. Well, time to jump on the cash-filled bandwagon. I'm giving up the humor business, and starting today, will be devoting my energies towards managing this:
My New Diet Website
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My New Diet Website
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Date: 2005-04-01 08:40 pm (UTC)lovely!!
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Date: 2005-04-01 08:48 pm (UTC)[freaking out]
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Date: 2005-04-01 08:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 09:07 pm (UTC)Excellent parody. That's fantastic. Holy wow. I'm laughing a lot now.
(Hope you don't get in trouble for it! It's hilarious.)
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Date: 2005-04-01 09:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 09:38 pm (UTC)Great site.
:)
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Date: 2005-04-01 09:46 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-04-01 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-01 11:27 pm (UTC)Incidentally, I've never gotten up to 18 burritos a day, but I've gotten maybe 9-10 large slices of pizza in one sitting.
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Date: 2005-04-02 12:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-02 06:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-02 02:18 pm (UTC)And if you lose your job for it, you'll lose it in a flash of glory.
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Date: 2005-04-02 05:34 pm (UTC)