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[osirus]

Because clearly, people didn't already have enough of a fascination with boobs. (totally work-safe)

Gives a whole new meaning to the term jug band, eh?

Comments

[mrvoid.livejournal.com]

This is, and I don't mean to exaggerate, the single greatest idea in the history of mankind.

[lostsilmaril.livejournal.com]

So... that means that we can take control of a woman's breasts... remotely...

[kmunson779.livejournal.com]

Is it like an iSOPHAGUS?

But, Wait, There's More!

[mrparx.livejournal.com]

"BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist."

This is the flaw in the masterplan. The breasts should -BE- the headphones, and B(r)estBuy should hire "soundmodels" so one could try it before one buys it.

Or, conversely, I need to get out more.

Best,
Mr. P.

[minyan.livejournal.com]

So we start measuring virtual memory in megatits?

And the chip plays what —
The hills are alive with the sound of music . . .

(In cell-phone chipmunk tones, of course. Imagine the before-theatre announcements?)

[wellstar.livejournal.com]

And thus we say ta-ta to iPod minis...

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

But ... what if one doesn't need breast implants?

::is sad::

[heef.livejournal.com]

You lost me.

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

Probably because we've never met ... I am somewhat gifted already in the boobage department.

(And by "somewhat" I mean "a lot.")

(And by "gifted" I mean "man, these things get heavy sometimes.")

And thus no iboobs for me.

[heef.livejournal.com]

It was meant tongue-in-cheek - the old "the bigger, the better" stereotype that most men eventually grow out of. :)

I Got It...

[mrparx.livejournal.com]

And had to wipe coffee off my screen after I read it. Because I'm ALWAYS looking for the joke. Thanks for the laugh.

Best,
Mr. P.

boobs

[funkyrj.livejournal.com]

Do we get to program the music?

praeteritio

[osirusbrisbane.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'd love to reply to your comment, but I promised myself I wouldn't say anything about turning "selection knobs".

Re: praeteritio

[mrparx.livejournal.com]

That's some restraint, there.

-parx

[lizzyxo.livejournal.com]

they should have iSack for boys.