I am Ozymandias.

Okay, I'm not. But that's good, because you won't have to despair when you look upon my works!

I stayed up all night last night after my game design group to summarize the 2012 Presidential Debate in rhyme. I feel like I got all the main points and memorable moments.

Also, if you haven't been reading my column, this week come get your Punnish Mints.