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Locals (or serendipitous wayfarers): This year I am once again hosting the Heathen Hullabaloo, so if you have no particular plans on Dec. 25th and would like to escape from the ubiquity of Christmas while still being sociable, I invite you to join me at the Oriental Buffet at 6pm, where we will sit around and chat while eating an infinity of food.

Non-Locals who will soon (albeit briefly) be local: I am really looking forward to hanging out with y'all.

Non-Locals who I am not likely to see in the near future (and technically also everyone else too): Read yesterday's column about my addiction to the bottle.