Behold, Gentle Reader! A short play based on a true story!

So, as mentioned last week, I realize my perceptions of which of my columns are best do not necessarily line up with your perceptions of which of my columns are best. People have different tastes, especially in humor, which is why I try to write in varying styles and am glad whenever people like my columns, so I accept that I am not the sole arbiter of which of my writing is the most entertaining to others.

That being said, this week's column is my favorite one I've written in a while:

Ye Tragick Tale of Moldie Breade