What's In a Name?

So, as some of you know, I've been making nerdy rap songs as "Ham-STAR" for some time now. And if you've seen Kia's recent marketing campaign, you'll understand why I had to write an open letter as this week's column.

Speaking of Ham-STAR, if you never got around to hearing my most recent (and possibly most favorite) song "The Big Cheese", it is now at the top of my playlist on the MySpace, for your one-click listening convenience.