Talented by Comparison

Some people have said that my rapping is not very good. But maybe that's because they're comparing me to the wrong people.

For example, this guy with his furniture store. How can anyone compete with that? The song is so catchy.

Of course, in the world of rap, nobody really compares to Karl Rove. Yes, the actual Karl Rove. Now there's someone I'd love to have a rap battle against.