Maybe I should just use LJ for posting our conversations.

"We could bake the leftovers into a calzone."
"Or we could make the leftovers into a hat."
"I think a calzone would be easier."
"Not at all; I just dump the leftovers on your head."
"That's not a hat."
"I'm a functionalist."
"Well, I'm a descriptivist."
"Together they fight crime."
"Together they argue... actually, I'm not even sure descriptivist is the right word."
"Hahahahaha."
"This got meta really fast."