After Two Walks

Event invitations: 2
Events I'm likely to attend: 0
Maximum radial distance from home: 8 blocks
Topic discussed on both walks: Poop
Most interesting topic: TIE: Death cats and Bushido code
Most easily implemented suggestion: Become older
Most useful suggestion: Write more poetry
Coolest suggested purchase: Sword Cane
Coolest suggested business model: Baby Kennels