Harper's Index

The index of people who harp on you.

Number of pies served with Thanksgiving dinner: 3
Number of days I was home where pie was not served to everyone: 1
Number of non-pie desserts served with a meal over Thanksgiving weekend: 2
Number of batches of chocolate-chip-containing baked goods my mother specially made to give me (and my brother) as a snack: 3
Number of other random dessert items handed to me during my 5-day sojourn in Rhode Island: 3
Number of times, at minimum, my parents told me I need to watch my weight: 7


So that was fun. ( In other news, my book tour is pretty much over. )