Yet more holiday cheer

Blow, Murray, Blow -- a Yom Kippur song.

Here's an unfunny joke I just came up with:

Q: At what speed does Yom Kippur approach?
A: Fast.

Q: At what speed does Ramadan approach?
A: Even more fast.


Ramadan Mubarak, folks.

One more "joke"

Q: What's the difference between my column today and a shameless plug for my Saturday booksigning?
A: Nothing at all.