Achieve Immortality! (sort of)

I know I've been very lazy about entering the Style Invitational for the past few months, but I'll definitely enter this week -- and so should you, O brilliant and funny friend of mine.

Here's why:

It's the third installment of their Bad Analogies contest, the results from first two of which have been one of the most forwarded things ever. Attribution disappeared, people call it bad writing from highschool papers, but the winners of the past two contests have appeared everywhere. Reader's Digest, thousands of message boards, and even ppaladin's sig file.

So take a few minutes to think of a bad analogy or three and enter this week. And maybe in the year 2020, your little one-liner will be famous, even if your name gets removed along the way.