Read my column, or go to Hell.

So, my Valentine's Day Column was finally printed.

Much more exciting is the chance go to Hell. Specifically, my old friend Ben Birney has a new musical coming out based on Milton's Paradise Lost. For those of you who don't know Ben, the two of us co-wrote a musical a number of years back, and he has a knack for writing very catchy music. (This one was co-written with someone who isn't me, but I'm sure it'll still be great.)

It's playing in New York from Feb. 25 through March 18th. Those of you in New York should see it. Those of you elsewhere who have time should still probably see it. Tickets are general admission at $18 with no reserved seats.

EDIT: ...And apparently I'm going the afternoon of Feb. 26th, as soon as I figure out how the hell my transport will work. I hope.