My sister is at camp, and apparently she wrote my dad a letter that said something like:
"Dear Dad, I have nothing to say but I am writing you this letter because they won't give me dinner unless I do."
I used to go to a camp where you had to write a letter home once a week to get into dinner, so the letter makes sense to me. But here was my dad's letter in reply:
"Hello there, I have nothing to say either, but I am writing back to you because Mom won't give me dinner unless I do."
He said that my sister wasn't even sure it was a joke until they spoke a few days later, but it sure cracks me up.
"Dear Dad, I have nothing to say but I am writing you this letter because they won't give me dinner unless I do."
I used to go to a camp where you had to write a letter home once a week to get into dinner, so the letter makes sense to me. But here was my dad's letter in reply:
"Hello there, I have nothing to say either, but I am writing back to you because Mom won't give me dinner unless I do."
He said that my sister wasn't even sure it was a joke until they spoke a few days later, but it sure cracks me up.