I lack the politic

I mean this in two senses. First, I do not say much serious about politics (although if I did, I would probably share this link with my friends).

Secondly, I am not very politic. My recent weekly column was deemed to strike a bit too deep for publication. But since many of you are well-familiar with the back-story, you might want to read my little parody article anyway (or so I flatter myself). Relevant context: An article in the Advocate the previous week did indeed end by asking the reader to contribute ideas for the financial salvation of this bakery.